Where's
the Beer?
A Really
Short Play
A. Where's
the beer?
B. It's coming.
C. Is it coming in kegs?
B. 3 kegs of beer are supposed to be coming. I'll call the truck and
see what's going on.
B. Hello. We ordered 3 kegs of Photosphere Beer. When will it be delivered?
We have a whole picnic here waiting.
D. We'll have it to you in 30 miniutes. [to the side - some set us up
the keg]
(30 minutes later)
B. The beer isn't here yet.
D. What beer? Oh, Baymore. Yes - ah - let me talk to the manager.
(1 minute pause)
D. Mr. Baymore, we have your beer and are holding it hostage. All your
beer are belong to us.
B. What do you mean? We ordered it.
D. You need to provide an upgraded credit card and 5 verifications of
identity before we can all your beer yours.
B. Whaaa?
D. Well, you see...[interrupted]
E. You no hear? All your beer are belong to us. You no get any. It's
ours. We no issue beer to aliens.
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Twinkle Twinkle
Little Lake
Twinkle,
twinkle, little lake.
How I wonder what's your make.
Are you native like I am
Or were you made from a dam
Twinkle, twinkle, little lake.
You are good for your own sake.
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