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Right after the Black Swan departed, the White Rabbit appeared. "You did it!", he said.
"Now I can find the cows.", replied our Wanderer.
"Well not quite.", said the Rabbit.
"Why Not?"
"I am not sure where the Two-B Cow is. She wandered over to some field I can't find. I don't think she'll be here for SUUSI 2012. But I am certain that the TWOB Cow is at SUUSI this year, somewhere."
"Well then, why doesn't she appear? The Black Swan is gone.", replied the Wanderer.
"I thought she was here, " said the Rabbit. "Someone must have took her."
"Well that's just plain poo-pums,", said the Wanderer. "That means that Teens Way Off Broadway can't be held this year. You cannot hold a TWOB without the Cow!"
"I don't know either. Maybe you can find who took her." Then he disappeared like the Cheshire Cat, with one solitary ear being the only thing left before it poofed and the Rabbit was gone.
The next day he got up and thought, "The Black Swan is gone. Look to This Day!" But where was the TWOB Cow? They can't hold TWOB without her. He decided to go to TWOB anyway. This time they were holding it on Cow Street. He went in and found the name of the show was CLUUE. Oh, Aha. he thought. The TWOB Cow doesn't go MUU; she goes CLUU. CLUUUUUU!!!
The show started. The Wanderer couldn't find the Cow. It turned out that the TWOB people couldn't either. The first thing that happened was that detectives were brought in to find the Cow. They had proof that someone stole this bovine, and they went out to interview some suspects. First they interviewed Rev. Green (upper left) at Ingathering. After some interviewing, they dismissed her. Why would someone steal the Cow at Ingathering? Too many people around. So they interviewed Colonel Mustard, presumably at a McCownald's (upper right) on Monday. No, he thought. The Cow was on campus. Why go off-campus? The TWOB people got some fried chicken anyway. Next was Percy Plum on Wednesday night (middle left). An argument insued, and to settle it, someone went out to call someone on a cellphone (middle right). Then they interviewed Bobbi White, Miss Scarlett, and Ash Black. After some deliberation, Ash, Bobbi, and Percy were eliminated. Now we all knew who did it. It was Miss Scarlett. They brought out this woman dressed in red, and charged her with the crime and asked her for the Cow.
At this point the Wanderer thought, "Oh, yeah. The Woman in Red from Fireworks night." And yes, it turned out that way. Miss Scarlett did not see the fireworks. Instead she used the fact that everyone vacated the dorm to steal the cow. The Wanderer could not figure out what penalty she got. He was looking for the TWOB Cow (lower left). Sure enough in the next scene, the Cow appeared (lower right). And now everything was right in SUUSILand.
Except for Two-B Cow being missing. Maybe next year...